stepping on legos hurts. swimming with them, not so much.

we hung out with some friends yesterday morning at legoland florida's water park.  it's a relatively small area, but we had a blast.  except.  there was that one time when lil pushed me down a pitch black tube water slide.  and then i heard her laugh about it with the lifeguard.  i think they even high-fived each other.  true story.  

also.  i'm going to take her around town later this week.  in my pajamas and curlers.  while rapping old school run dmc.  like "you be illin'".

duplo splash safari area and build-a-raft river.

joker soaker.

joker soaker slides and wave pool.

i get nervous when the water turns warm too fast.

my girls treated me to a morning at blizzard beach yesterday for my birthday.  they love the water parks.  i smile and laugh along with them and pretend i'm jumping in a pool of sanitizer.  and if in fact the pools were filled with sanitizer, i'd still avoid the warm spots.

after a full morning of splashing around, we continued the same activity in epcot's canada.  

also.  when we went through the entrance turnstiles, none of our tickets registered and the cast member had to ring them in manually.  then he asked me if i kept the tickets stored by anything magnetic.  and because i have no filter, i immediately replied with --

only my animal magnetism!

then i laughed like maleficent and ran away leaving my hubby and the girls shaking their heads as usual.